StraightGuy™: I can’t believe this!!! I just wanted to enjoy myself, hitting on women in this gay bar…and…and…some gay guy asked if he could buy me a drink. How dare TheGays™ do this to me, trying to force themselves on me…in a gay bar…by asking if I’d like a drink? This is why people don’t support the gay community.

StraightGuy™: Can you believe this shit?! I went up to a woman at a bus stop who had her headphones in and was reading a book. All I wanted to do was talk to her, and she asked me politely to leave her alone because she was trying to read her book?!? How ruuuuude! I was a gentleman and everything for the 20 minutes I pestered her.